Weekend Update

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Keenan deserves an Oscar for acting like he's going to be employed tomorrow. Fire him already.

GRADE: U for "Hey U, Yeah U... U cross dressing snooze factory... U R fired!"

***I grade Weekend Update this way: What would I give it if Jon Stewart was the one telling the jokes? It's not the writers fault Lorne Micheals cant get someone better than that skinny turd to sit at the anchor desk. Oh yeah, I don't include any of the "guest" portions in the grade - those haven't gotten a chuckle in at least 15 years.

Some band - Nap Time

Unless William Shatner performs on SNL, I doubt I'll be commenting on the music. I never watched the bands even when I like them. Usually, I've been bored to sleep by well before the bands, anyway.

***Oh yeah, Springfield Arena '97....I was about to quit the band when I saw your lighter! (now that's writing!)

***You might not remember me, but on February 27, 1994, in Portland, Maine we made eye contact. (I give up, I cant find the video, $50 reward for the person who finds it).